Tourists Claim Photograph Is Definitive Proof Loch Ness Monster Exists, I Call Shenanigans

By 06.28.17

I guess it’s that time of the year again? The time when it’s warm enough for tourists to flock into Scotland’s Loch Ness in hopes of capturing a photograph of the infamous Loch Ness Monster. Two Australian tourists have made headlines with what they claim is a photograph of Nessie. The couple is claiming that this grainy/bizarre photograph of what **is probably a floating tree** or some shit like that is actually the Loch Ness Monster, and because people want to believe in the mystic this story has gone viral.

I’ve fallen for ‘that’s 100% Nessie’ in the past. This photograph taken in September of last year had me convinced that the Loch Ness Monster is real and not at all just three seals playing in the water. The one taken by these Australian tourists? Not so much…

I’m going to just assume that’s a floating tree that’s been washed out into the middle of Loch Ness or a grainy photograph of a traditional Viking boat. Tourists Peter Jackson and Phillippa Wearne claim the creature was moving swiftly through the water. ‘It seemed to be moving fast in the direction of the current.’…Yeah, no shit, it was moving fast with the current because it’s a dead/floating tree. The photograph I mentioned from last September that’s totally not seals swimming the water, THAT one is convincing:

Ecco #Nessie, il mostro di Loch Ness. Guarda i nuovi scatti: http://ow.ly/h7qx304gL0R

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What do you bros think? Is this a legit Loch Ness Monster sighting or nah? (h/t TheLadBible)


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