This 55 Gallon Barrel Of Lubricant Is For Sale On Amazon, The Reviews Are Predictably Wonderful

by 3 years ago

Lube-review

Amazon

Lube Lube Lube Lube..Lube..
Lube.. Lube.. Lube.. Lube
Now tell me whatcha gonna lube
When there ain’t no where to run?
(Tell me what)

(When judgment comes for you)
(When judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna lube
Will it be her back side?
(Tell me what)
When judgment comes for you
(‘Cause it’s gonna come for you)

Sorry. I’ve read the word lube so many times throughout these reviews on Amazon that all I could think about was using it in Bone Thugs-N-Harmony’s “Crossroads”. I have issues. Lots of them. But if someone sends me this 55 gallon tanker of lube, I could cross at least one of those issues off my list. So consider that, the next time you’re feeling philanthropic.

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[H/T Kiley Kmiec]


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