This 7-Year-Old Was Told To Draw What He’d Look Like In 100 Years, So He Drew Himself As A Pimp

Now I’m clearly not a parent and hopefully will never be one (no really, I would just spawn Satan children and I’m not mentally equipped to deal with that), but if my kids ever came home with a self-portrait of them as a pimp in 100 years I’d be proud as hell. Sure, no one exactly WANTS their kids to be pimps, but the kid’s at least got a career goal in mind! You know what I wanted to be when I was 7? A Butterfree. For those of you who didn’t watch Pokemon, this is what a Butterfree is:

It’s a cartoon butterfly. Like it’s not even real, it’s fake. I couldn’t even pick something that wasn’t imaginary. Plus it’s a really fucking shitty Pokemon; I could’ve at least picked Arcanine or something but nah, let’s go with the bug where if you even poke it in the head it dies. Total winner right there.

With that in mind, props to this kid who at least managed to pick a “real” profession:

 

[H/T Reddit]