Today’s Best From the Bros

by 8 years ago

We’re starting up a new daily item tonight in which we mine through all of the day’s story comments, and pick a few of our favorites. Check out today’s selections after the jump.

Story: How Boring Has the NFL Become? There’s Only 11 Minutes of Action in Any Given Game

Bro Alias: Bromar Garciaparra

Comment: back in her “mean girls” days I would have gouged out an eye to see such footage, but now a days……..well I probably still would cus I’m really interested in seein if she snorts coke off some other smuts ass.

Story: How Boring Has the NFL Become? There’s Only 11 Minutes of Action in Any Given Game

Bro Alias: Junior Chayeau

Comment: Baseball must be 1 minute of action then……Football has the biggest dick out of any sport….take it from me….recently retired ilb Junior Chayeau”

Story: College Chick Breakdowns: The Girls of Johns Hopkins University

Bro Alias: Albert Chaynesworth

Comment: Yeah that’s about right. There is a 0% chance of getting out of Hopkins without sleeping with a girl one of your buddies has banged. There just aren’t enough good looking girls around to avoid it.

Good note, though, is that when you graduate you have a great degree and incredibly low standards, so your chances of heading into the real world and getting lots of ass are strong. You literally will find every girl in a major city drop dead gorgeous, like Jack Black in “Shallow Hal.” “


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