It’s 9 A.M., Are You Already Hammered? Watch Jimmy Kimmel Find Out
Is there something wrong with being trashed before noon? If so, I’ve been doing my tailgates and sporting events wrong for the last 4 years. Where I come from, if you haven’t at least killed a Four Loko and drank half a bag of wine by 9:30 then you might as well go home and wait for the day to be over.
Check it out below (skip to the 1:10 mark if you don’t want to watch all of the intro).