A Bunch Of Hipsters Ate In-N-Out Burger In London For The First Time And Literally Started To Cry
Look, I’ll keep this short. Buzzfeed’s video above is really about all you need to know about the story. Iconic West Coast chain In-N-Out burger opened up a pop-up shop in a restaurant in London, meaning that the United Kingdom finally going to experience the deliciousness of In-N-Out Burger (god save the queen). This is a wonderful moment for us proud cheeseburger-eating Americans since (a. In-N-Out burger is clearly the most superior fast food burger chain in the continental U.S. and (b. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha we kicked your asses starting in 1776! In-N-Out is so distinctly OURS, as are much inferior copy-cat burger chains like Whataburger and Shake Shake. U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A!
So what happened when Londoners got to try the burgers first time? They broke out in tears. I didn’t know it was possible to have such a visceral reaction to a damn cheeseburger. Leave it to a damn dreary island nation in the Atlantic to cry like it’s an Adele or Sam Smith show over a cheeseburger.
It’s pretty intense. And, honest, embarassing. Get it together, LADS. Fortunately the only time I’ve ever cried eating In-N-Out burger is when I was coming out of a deep drunken bender in Las Vegas and thought the burger guy’s hat had an eagle on his head.
Walter and Donnie would have been proud…