A Man Was Arrested. His Name Is ‘Jackmeoff Mudd’
While we're unable to get full confirmation on whether Jackmeoff is this guy's actual name, a Miami/Ft. Lauderdale news site is reporting its what's currently being used by the Broward County Sheriff's Office.
Fort Lauderdale police arrested Mudd last Friday on six charges, including assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer/obstruction without violence and possessing alcohol in a public area.
Jackmeoff seems to have escaped charges of public indecency, which is pretty impressive all things considered. Can't make this stuff up, folks.
[H/T, S/G: Local10]