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Well, maybe you’ll believe, because all of the options aren’t that far out of the realm of possibility. I mean, he was either missing zero testicles, one testicle, or two. He wasn’t missing 90.
Since you can safely assume this article isn’t about Adolf having his full cadre of nuts, you’ve already braced yourself for the fact that the world’s most despised despot was short a ball or two.
So, I guess you would believe. And you have to, because it is now fact. Hitler was missing one testicle, recently unearthed medical records show.
From The Guardian:
A German historian has unearthed the Nazi leader’s long-lost medical records, which seem to confirm the urban legend that he only had one testicle.
The records, taken during a medical exam following Hitler’s arrest over the failed Beer hall putsch in 1923, show that he suffered from “right-side cryptorchidism”, or an undescended right testicle.
Glad he handled the situation so maturely.
[H/T Brandon]