Any Man Worth His Salt Could Still Masturbate to This Porno With All the Porn Removed
Forgive my ignorance, but is there always this much storyline in porn? Thirty-three minutes of a porn movie not spent with dicks penetrating poon seems like 33-minutes poorly spent. Am I wrong? AM I WRONG? No, I am not wrong.
That all said, I bet I could still get from point A to point B watching this. Would take some real effort since I fucking hated the Wizard of Oz, but nothing good in life ever comes easy. Yeah, that’s the mentality I’m choosing to go with here — being able to jerk off to porn that’s not really poor is good.
Warning: This video is (SADLY) safe for work. Unless, of course, you get off on bad dialogue and shitty set design.