Your Life Is a Lie; All Fruit Loops Colors Taste the Same
The green tastes the same as the red which tastes the same as the orange which tastes the same as the yellow which no fucking way, the yellows tasted like lemon.
NOT TRUE, says the investigative department of Time, which apparently consists of a dude browsing Reddit:
Turns out that the delicious, multicolored O’s that make up Froot Loops don’t actually represent different fruit flavors. Reddit’s Today I Learned series recently unearthed a 1999 article from the Straight Dope, which confirms that “according to Kellogg’s, all of those delectable loops are flavored the same.”
According to the article, that flavor is known as FROOT.
Fuck this. Fuck everything. I'm going home.
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