Well, good news for you; you may not be a piece of shit. You may have a medical condition.
In Science's overarching quest to classify everything (and in the process make us feel less bad about being worthless), a new study says your tardiness could be caused by your brain chemistry, at least according to this poorly-sourced My Fox Philly article.
According to a new study, chronically being tardy is actually a medical condition… The study says the condition affects the same side of brain as Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).
Of course, they don't link to the study, but whatever. MORE ADDERALL FOR EVERYONE.
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