TECHNOLOGY! It making our lives easier and full of conveniences that we would never imagine. For $50-friggin-bucks this hands-free, voice-controlled contraption can play music, answer questions like “If I eat myself would I grow twice as big or disappear?,” read the news, control other devices in your home, and even order an Uber.
AMAZING!!!
However, technology isn’t perfect.
Like it can teach a small boy about “anal dildos.”
This innocent lil lad just wants to listen to “Digger Digger,” whatever the fuck that is.
And just like me, Alexa isn’t interested in hearing some shitty kids song that is going to be a catchy AF earworm that will get stuck in my head and I’ll end up singing at a bar when I’m plastered on NYE.
Instead, Alexa was about to play something called “Porno Ringtone Hot Chick Amateur Girl Calling Sexy Fuck Cunt Shit Sex Cock Pussy Anal Dildo Ringtones for Android.”
The kid has to learn about all those things some time. No time like the present.
What actually happened was that Alexa thought that they kid wanted to listen to a corny ringtone on Spotify that when your phone rings announces that your handset has too much porn on it.
Ummm, 2001 called, they want their goofy-ass prank back.
If you’re forming a band and need a name, may I suggest, “Porno Ringtone Hot Chick Amateur Girl Calling Sexy Fuck Cunt Shit Sex Cock Pussy Anal Dildo Ringtones for Android.” I’d go see your crappy garage band if they were named “Porno Ringtone Hot Chick Amateur Girl Calling Sexy Fuck Cunt Shit Sex Cock Pussy Anal Dildo Ringtones for Android.”
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