The 8 Most Common Arguments You Have With Your Girlfriend And How to Avoid Them
Is arguing with your girlfriend the end of the world? No. It’s really not that big of a deal and ultimately you should just get used to it.
Relationships are nothing if not 50% a quarreling pain in the ass, but in the spirit of perhaps lessening that percentage, wouldn’t it be nice to avoid the things that you argue about most?
This is when you nod and say, “Why yes nice lady writing for BroBible! That would be lovely.”
Obviously every couple is different when it comes to their argumentative patterns. The following list is merely what I assume most of you bitch at each other about. I could be wrong, but in the off-chance I’m actually right about something, go ahead and heed my advice, thank me later.
What to Eat
Ah, the age old question of, “What’s for dinner?” It’s kind of fucking crazy that people can argue about something as asinine as this, but we’re human and ultimately that translates into being fucking dumb. Moving forward, if you find yourself arguing with your girlfriend over what to eat, you have two options. Remain completely silent until she makes up her mind or offer her three options to choose from. In the event she still can’t decide, please explain to me why you’re dating someone who behaves like an entitled, petulant, child?
Someone’s a Lush
You’re drinking too much or she’s drinking too much, in either event, it isn’t fun. How do you avoid arguing about this, you ask? Well, if she’s drinking too much to the point that it’s destructive to the relationship then STOP drinking with her. Don’t take her places where she can drink. Don’t buy her alcohol. Don’t feed into the behavior. If that doesn’t work, then tell her parents, seriously, be a tattle-tale, there’s no shame in that game. If you’re drinking too much, hopefully she’ll do the things I mentioned above, if not, do yourself a favor, take a step back and figure out why you’re doing it.
Do you find yourself getting ripped a new asshole because you follow accounts titled things like “Big Booty Hoes” on Instagram? If so, stop following accounts like that! Is it really worth it to argue over such shit? I know, I know. Why is it okay for women to tell you what to do? Because you love her, that’s why, and if this upsets her, just give in OR make a secret account where you can conduct such behaviors peacefully.