A Bro Asks: My Girlfriend is Up for a Threesome; How Do I Find the Second Girl?

by 7 years ago

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Dear Waffles,

I recently brought up having a threesome with my girlfriend of five months. Surprisingly, she immediately got turned on by the thought of being with another girl with me. Jackpot. But now I am faced with the question I present to you: How do I find that second girl?

—Bro Saget, in search of Mary-Kate and Ashley Brolsen

Yo Bro,

This is some f*cking predicament you've gotten yourself into. I hope you're proud… because you damn well should be. For most of us (this doesn't include you), threesomes occur at the spur of the moment: Two chicks, who are both friends and unstoppable hoes see you looking all suave in a bar, club, or other atmosphere one might look suave in, and they decide to make this your lucky night. A few hours, a couple laughs, and a lot of loads later you have yourself a story that transcends time. It's a beautiful and uncomplicated thing. But this, this can be tricky. This has strings attached.

Since you've already posed the hardest question to your girlfriend, which takes some serious balls, now you should sit your girl down and see if she wants to do this with a friend or if she'd prefer a stranger. Take the lead of the conversation to start, but never suggest specific people. Let her drop names because if you say, “I have always wanted to watch your friend Stacy gargle my balls,” your girl is going to second guess this idea. Even though she is willing to do this, you have to remember that she is a chick and she will still have some boundaries and people who will be completely out of the question. Sadly, this list probably includes her mother.

Once you figure out if your girl wants a friend, a stranger, or if she was kidding about the whole ordeal, it is all about taking the right steps to get it done. But I should note that there is no magical approach or potion that will ensure success.

What to do if she wants a friend:
If your girlfriend wants the the other broad in the equation to be one of her friends, just pray that she doesn't have a BBW fetish and a thing for the token-fat chick in her group. We'll assume the best for now and say that she wants to f*ck the same friend you've always wanted to f*ck — hot Stacy, with those full lips and killer gams. Anyway, no one can say for sure if this other chick wants to be a part of this whole charade, but the two of you can start making your move on her one night while you are all out together. Let your girlfriend take the wheel and lead the charge because if you do it Stacy might peg you for a creep and not realize that your girl is cool with this.

Allow the girls to start the flirting but don't be a voyeur, join in. Dare them to do body shots off each other or something else that will get the mood going. As the night progresses, make sure your girlfriend is still into it and gauge her friend's responsiveness. If she is into it, then dare the girls to kiss and then have your girl make her friend kiss you, too. Be engaging, but let your girl drive. If her friend wants it and takes the bait, the night could end up as one none of you forget. Just hope that after a night of passion with her best friend that your girlfriend doesn't wake up with eater's remorse.

What to do if she wants a stranger:
From a drama perspective, this scenario, to me, would be more ideal than dealing with a friend. There is, of course, that off-chance that some fatal attraction shit could go down with a stranger, but nine times out of 10 you could probably win in a knife fight against a broad, so I wouldn't let that hinder your decision.

There are a number of outlets and sources that you can tap to find a bi-curious broad these days. Girls who want this kind of action can probably be found almost anywhere: bars, clubs, strip clubs, etc. But again, you need to allow your girlfriend to play the lead. Women are less threatened and are going to respond better when another woman approaches them.

If you are looking for instant gratification, Craigslist might be a choice. Take a glance at their “casual encounters” section. You might have to sift through posts of men's cocks or people looking to barter one horse dick for another horse dick (seems like an even trade to me), but you will definitely be able to find someone who wants a three-way with a couple. Take this chick, for instance.

If all else fails and Craigslist isn't your thing (and quite frankly, it really shouldn't be), try to think outside of the box (see: sex resorts) or hire a pro.

What to do if she wants two dicks, one chick:
Put a bullet in her head. (Editor's note: He's kidding.)

Best,
Waffles


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