Australian Guy’s ‘Friend’ Tattoos Really Big Pen*s on His Back Instead of Dragon

by 7 years ago

I feel bad for dick tat guy, I really do, but this all happened out of his own stupidity. He apparently didn't even want a tattoo but he was talked into it by a supposed “friend” who wasn't even a f*cking tattoo artist! And, this all happened after the victim allegedly offended the guy who gave the tattoo. Fuck not wanting it, why would you ever roll over onto your stomach and let an unqualified person, who is currently pissed off at you, free hand a Ying and Yang symbol with a dragon on your back? You know what? I take back my pity, idiots like this deserve giant, vascular cock portraits on their backs.

Here is an excerpt of how it all went down:


Police allege the tattooing followed a disagreement between the pair that culminated with the Bundamba man taking offence at something the victim said.

Ipswich CIB Detective Constable Paul Malcolm said the victim was extremely upset.

“Apparently he went round to the other bloke’s house and somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up,” Const Malcolm said.

“The victim wasn’t interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons.

“He rolled him on to his stomach and the bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, ‘Mate, it’s looking really good.’

“He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.

“When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after’.”

To add insult to injury, he was allegedly punched and thrown out of the Bundamba man’s house after he was tattooed.

The 21-year-old is scheduled to appear in Ipswich Magistrates Court on November 15.

He was charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and one charge relating to the Public Safety Act.


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