This Chart Shows Average Penis Size By Country, Korea is Not Looking So Hot
Who is measuring all these dicks? I’ve never had my dick measured, and I’m willing to bet most of you haven’t either. Chances are a doctor has looked at your dick and bits before, examining it for whatever reason (sup, weird growths?), but I doubt they’ve pulled out a tape measure and jotted down your stats. If they have, you might have one hell of a malpractice lawsuit you should get to filing. So I ask again, WHO IS MEASURING ALL THESE DICKS? Because I’m not buying that someone measured enough dicks to accurately form this conclusion.
Wait. Who is responsible for these stats? Did Congo release this, because I wouldn’t even be mad if they did it as an attempt to bolster tourism.