This Baby Monkey Petting A Litter Of Puppies Will Make The Broiest Bro Feel Gooshy

If your body isn’t tingling right now, I have no room for you in my friend circle. I can’t be surrounding myself with people who can’t appreciate a good monkey-puppy play sesh. Just differences in ideologies. So have fun filling out your ISIS application, I’ll be applying my pore-reducing cucumber refining mask and googling “baby elephant taking a bath.”

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.