Honestly, I’ve never been in a single fight in my entire life. I’d probably lose anyway. I’m 118 pounds of mostly Jell-o and 2 pounds of muscle, tops. But if my adrenaline ever got peaked enough to get me fighting someone I probably would…except then halfway through I’d be like “Oh wait, do I want to do this? I don’t want to do this. Fuck. How do I dip?”
For those of you who can see your self acting like me in the same situation, the answer is simple: act like your opponent has awful hygiene and their break is rank. Not only is it demeaning, but ew. Who wants to fuck with that anyway?
[H/T Death and Taxes]