Bad News, Bros: Your Subway Foot-long Is Not Really A Foot-Long

Years ago, the Internet discovered that a Subway foot-long is not actually one foot long. Shock and outrage ensued. But we all know that the Internet’s attention span is short and no one really reads on the Internet anymore besides checking your symptons on WebMD (you definitely have cancer). Since all you use the Internet for is watching porn and funny YouTube videos (after you’ve watched porn), here’s a video debunking popular fast foot claims, like how big a Subway foot-long really is.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com