Barista Has Lamest, Most Petty Way To Get Back At Rude Customers That’ll Leave You With A Bad Case Of Blue Balls

If you work in the service industry and have a penchant for petty revenge AND social media, make sure that your revenge isn’t fucking stupid before posting it on the Internet. Kind of like the sort of “revenge” Reddit user bemyfuse does whenever she gets a rude customer at Starbucks: putting stickers on the logo “when annoying teenagers order millions of fraps at once so their Instagram posts are ruined”:

THAT’S your revenge? THAT’S how you get back at the people who insinuate you’re a moron for working at Starbucks; the people who sneer when you ask them to repeat their order (who in their right mind wants twelve extra pumps of caramel in their frappe?) and then give you the stink eye when you say it’ll cost extra? SERIOUSLY?

I know it’s cliché, but that’s just because it’s a classic – spit in their drinks. Mix some grime you’ve got coating the underside of your sneaker into the whipped cream or go full alpha and dump the drink straight on their head when they go to pick it up, I don’t care – ANYTHING is better “revenge” than putting a sticker over a logo.

Fucking pansies.

[Via Reddit]