Bro Writes The Smoothest Love Letter Ever Asking For Anal Sex, Complete With Code Cipher

You can all learn something from this Über Bro who just wrote the world’s smoothest request for anal sex, he’s basically the Bill Shakespeare of ‘butt stuff’.

By penning an effusively sappy love note to his girlfriend, to Redditor ayweenie, her boyfriend appeared to be the sweetest man alive. But then he dropped the cipher on her to crack the code of his letter, revealing the true message of what he wanted to say: me + your butt = super fun time.

Yes, this bro just raised the bar when it comes to requesting of dat ass. Henceforth all requests for butt stuff must involve clever codes and ciphers:

Daaawwwww, isn’t that just the sweetest thing you ladies have ever read?!?!? But wait, there’s more! Once you add the cipher it actually turns into something worth reading:

Game. Changed.

I want to meet the man who wrote this and shake his hand. I want to shake his hand and then take writing classes from him.

Asking for anal will NEVER be the same. Though I’m not sure asking for the butt is worth it if you have to refer to your girl as ‘booplesnoot’ and yourself as ‘fluffersboop’….who fuck even comes up with stuff like that?

Tip of the hat to ‘Happy Place‘ for finding and sharing this incredible love letter, and Reddit User ‘ayweenie‘ for posting it.