Everyone Can Stop Doing The Mannequin Challenge Now Because This Bro Walking In On His Friend Cranking It Has Won

by 11 months ago

#MannequinChallenge gone wrong @romancofini @pop_korn

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The hashtag Mannequin Challenge is the newest hippest trend sweeping the nation right now with the youths, thankfully replacing flipping a goddamn water bottle in the top spot. I gave it a try the other night but turns out, thanks to incessant alcohol shakes, I make a dogshit mannequin. Almost as awful as Jerry Jones. Not quite though.

Regardless, I don’t care how many of these videos come in, this one takes the cock cake. We’ve all been on the unfortunate end of getting caught bludgeoning our beefsteaks and in the even more unfortunate position of catching our friend dick-in-hand. They say true friendship isn’t about being there when it’s convenient, it’s about being there when your buddy has nine PornHub tabs open and is beating his bologna like a battery-drained remote control. Some may look at this video and see a frightening scene, but I look at this and see the exact moment when friends became best friends. No doubt these two did some karate in the garage after the spanker cleaned the baby batter off the walls. Truly touching stuff.


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