Ironically, the most delicate and cherished treasure a man has is also the place where we laugh the hardest when someone gets hit there. You would think that the unrelenting pain would bring compassion to seeing another man hit in the testicles, but it’s not like that at all. Now some of you will hold your twig and berries in sheer horror, however most of you will laugh your ass off of innocent people getting struck in the nuts. And on the subject of nutshots; why are men still attempting to do skateboarding and bicycling stunts on railings? You’d think evolution or the railing would have destroyed all possibility for them to reproduce by this point.
