Aside from being a giant fuck-fest of free condoms and poo-rivers, the Rio Olympics more or less went better than people expected. Sure, Ryan Lochte embarrassed the United States with his fabricated robbery story, but at least nothing blew up – did you know the locals were placing bets on whether or not a terrorist attack would happen? That’s how bleak shit down in Brazil was going into the Olympics.
Then again, if you were to ask the reporters featured in the above video whether or not the Olympics went off without a hitch, I have a feeling they’d be singing a different tune.