Nude photo requests have become a daily occurrence for me, as evidenced by the comments on the BroBible Facebook page which have grown to become a mix of #FireRebecca and “Put her back in the kitchen then send me her nudes.” Yet for some reason no one has asked me directly yet (my email is even on my Twitter page, becca.martie92@gmail.com), which means I’ve yet to try out this idea that originated from Twitter. Rather than ignoring the request or actually sending a nude, do this instead:
https://twitter.com/sassy_bethy/status/685124886285565952
Or if you’re too lazy to make a fake loading image, you could always try this:
https://twitter.com/TbhFlirting/status/685139389823889408
The latter came from Twitter’s #WasteHisTime2016 hashtag, which tackled dating from the perspective of women:
When you tell him to pick you up at 8 but you go ghost at 7:50 and respond 3 hours later saying you were sleeping #WasteHisTime2016
— Druskii Dru (@DruskiiDruWorld) January 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/PrincessProbz/status/685248776752250880
https://twitter.com/milliebattersby/status/685145004906512389
https://twitter.com/xkiaraw/status/685032555683295232
Get him on your reality show. Have the most expensive wedding ever then DUMP him after a few days #WasteHisTime2016 pic.twitter.com/foHfKUXh8C
— 🔮 (@sammytellem) January 8, 2016
And Twitter being Twitter, there is of course a hashtag for the opposite, #WasteHerTime2016:
#WasteHerTime2016 Tell her "i love you", make her fall in love, then date the girl you told her not to worry about.
— Echefulam Madubuike (@echemadubuike) January 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/TheBardockObama/status/685247451981205504
https://twitter.com/kingkayden/status/685206451384549377
#WasteHerTime2016 Tell her you want to be with her forever and then move to a different state
— chazz (@chxzz1) January 7, 2016
1st Date: Tell her your goal is to find your princess
2nd Date: Tell her you spend 97% of your time playing Super Mario#WasteHerTime2016— JohnMayne (@JohnDMayne) January 7, 2016
However…
Hey guys you do realize that #WasteHERTime2016 is actually what you've been doing since about year 1. So good luck with that. 😂
— Goddess of Magi of Pittsburgh (@Goddess_Of_Magi) January 7, 2016
[H/T Metro]