Best Times for a Cigarette, Ranked

2. After sex, still in bed

3. After sex, going outside

4. Getting in you car after spending time with family

5. With morning coffee, vacation-edition

6. Post-cocaine

7. With whiskey on a summer night

8. Post-fancy dinner

9. Late Saturday, while drinking

10. When on the phone with your parents

11. Regularly, because you are chemically-dependent