You’ll Be Hard Pressed to Find a Bike Fail As Deserved As This One

That's what all of this glorious seven seconds sounded like. By the way, DO NOT watch this with the sound off. It is flat out terrible, and you'll automatically hate the world and everything that has to do with the inequivocal wasting of your time. To that I say I (a. if your time was so important, you wouldn't spend most of it reaching into your pocket because you may or may not have just gotten a text, and (b. just watch it with sound. It's a goodie.

[H/T: VVV]