The ‘Boner Wave’ Is the Best Theory About Morning Wood You’ll Ever Read

By 07.15.14

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The Boner Wave is an unstoppable phenomenon. It’s quietly been with us since the dawn of man. What the shit is the Boner Wave, you ask? Let’s cut right to the chase: The Boner Wave is the “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere” of morning erections. Every man, save for an erection-less few, is a participant. Read the full theory below.

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