My little brother and I used to clash like no other, albeit for absolutely no logical reason whatsoever. It’s not like he ever did anything to me, but for some reason I always took it upon myself to emotionally torment the ever-living shit out of him on an almost daily basis – although I’ll readily admit that nothing I ever did was really clever. Not like Imgur user TuskenRaider101, at least.
According to Metro, TuskenRaider101 has a family tradition where they give homemade birthday cards rather than the generic crap that Hallmark sells. Realizing this would be a good time to troll his sister, TuskenRaider101 gave her the following card:
And because no birthday card is really a birthday card without a loving, heartwarming message, he of course went and added a kind little note on the inside:
But wait! There’s a back to the card too…
Don’t get your hopes up though…
Soooooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You did all that work, going on a lame one-stop scavenger hunt to a potted plant just to be reminded that you are poor and have no money. Just another easy way to break your sibling’s spirit, one birthday at a time.
[H/T Metro]