I’ve worked at BroBible for almost two years now and no headline has melted my heart quite like this one did. Just give me a second to compose myself.
Ok.
Typically, if your bachelor party makes national news, you’re probably not getting married anymore. No news is almost always good news. Even on a micro level. The only time you ever want to tell your significant other about what went on at a bachelor party is if you fuck a midget question your relationship after some much-needed bro time drink until you can’t see do cocaine RESCUE SEVEN ADORABLE FUCKING HOMELESS PUPPIES LIKE YOUR SARA FUCKING MCLACHLAN.
And that’s the story you came here to see, bros. Even though the boning a midget story would likely rival this one. Can’t win ’em all.
Regardless, a group of bros from Vicksburg, Michigan traveled to a log cabin in the Tennessee woods to celebrate the death of their buddies bachelor days. The dudes were doing guy things when a puppy appeared at the door of the log cabin, Daily Mail reports.
The reason the dog appeared at the door: the guys were cooking bacon with the door open. Bacon, the great uniter.
Mitchel Craddock, one of the members of the dude squad, said later:
‘After we gave her a bunch of food and water she started producing milk again. So we figured if she’s making milk, her pups can’t be that old.’
The group of eight dudes followed their new friend into the woods where they found her seven puppies hiding in a hole, covered in dirt and flees. I am not making this shit up.
The guys brought all the strippers puppies back to the cabin to bathe them and look after them, spending almost the entirety of their beer fund on dog food over the week.
When life gives you puppies, you keep the puppies. Now, Craddock reports, all of the guys decided to keep a puppy and bring them back to Virginia. What makes this story even more heart-warming is that all the guys live in a 5-mile radius of each other so the pups can play forever and ever.
I feel fucking awesome right now.
[h/t Daily Mail]