Bro Bangs a Chick in Church on Her Wedding Day, Plus Guy FaceTimes His Friend Mid-Sex
I met this great lady a few years ago and while we hung out and did a few friend dates nothing really came of it. I fell for her though pretty hard and when she broke it off with me, I took it kind of hard, but wanting to still stay friends I said nothing.
Fast forward two years and one move away and she is getting married. I get a save the date in the mail and toss it. I want to go but don't. The next day I get an email from her asking me to call her. I do and she wants to know if I would be a greater in the wedding. Her and her husband would both like me to do it. I'd never met the dude but from some of this Facebook stuff took him as a douche. That and lets call her Amy's propensity for douches. She kinda guilted me into it. Well I got a room but not at the hotel as everyone else. I was out of place I only knew the bride. At the rehearsal dinner, which I didn't want to go to, I met her soon to be husband. His opening line of, “so you're the guy Amy had to have in the wedding.” confirmed his doucheness. I kept trying to get away from the guy after that, but every chance he got he would run me down. He talked more about his car than Amy. He hit on the female waitstaff, just acted as a dipshit. He talked about how drunk he was and ended up passing out drunk. That was when I left, I know that Amy wasn't that interested in me that way, but to see her with this guy? That sucked.
I got back to my room and after changing and showering I saw I had a missed call. It was from Amy and she wanted to know if she could talk. I told her we could, she asked if she could come over. I told her where I was and she came over. We started talking and she said, “you don't like Chris do you?” I said does it show that much? She replied yes it does. We continued talking until almost midnight when she got up to go. I walked her to the door, when she turned around and hugged me. Then she leaned in and I kissed her. Then kissed her again. We ended up back in the room clothes thrown everywhere. We ended up going at it for 5 hours. When she left I slept great.
The next day at the wedding we were never alone which was fine with me. Before the reception we ended up hooking up in a back room at the church and again before the reception.This was two years ago. We have hooked up numerous times since then and all I can say is every time I screw her, I can't help but think what a douche her husband is for letting her.
So many valuable lessons in that, I don't even know where to begin.
I used to date this girl. Hot. Blonde. Nice sized tits and the downstairs was amazing. We started dating and she had some front on about how she wanted to wait for sex blah blah blah…so like a good little boy I obliged.
Finally, after what seemed like a century, we were going to do the deed. I was more excited than a boy on Christmas. She was always
saying how horny she was and that she loves sex.
So the night came, we are in her bed, clothes were off and I started to play around when she drops the bomb, “I don’t do oral.” The fuck? Well, I didn’t care so I kept going. I was finger blasting the shit out of her, pulling out all the moves. But there was no reaction from her…at all. Dead fish syndrome. I knew this wasn’t going to be great, she just laid on her back the entire time.
After a couple months of dating I called it quits, because honestly, I was 20 and the sex sucked.
Fast-forward 6 months and she texted me and said she just wanted to hook up and that was it. Reluctantly I said okay. Wrong choice…
We hooked up for a couple times — in my truck, pretty much everywhere. And I have this friend we will call him “J.” He and I are the same so he was texting me all throughout the night trying to get me to convince this girl to do a threesome with us. After begging she agrees but only if she can film it. Well I was all for that…so about an hour later this girl and I start getting frisky. Clothes off again, I’m going down and my phone lights up — it’s my buddy J he wants to know what I’m doing. At that point I figured it was too late to get him involved so I did the next best thing and I Facetimed him while I was sticking it to this chick. While I’m plowing her, I flip the camera around so J can see her. Needless to say she flipped out. I hung on for dear life while I was laughing my ass off. I had to finish and I did. Then I put my clothes on, listened to her call me names, and left. Haven’t heard from her since.
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