Bro Proves That Going To The Club On Crutches With A Broken Toe Will Get You Laid Any Day (PICTURES)

Did you know that we have a tip line? Because we do! It’s where people can send us tips and things, but most of the time we get tips about the illuminati and how they’re taking over the world. Yeah kinda weird, but other times we get stories about legendary nights down in Panama City Beach at Club La Vela where Bros manage to kill the club game despite hobbling around on crutches. According to the story our tipster spun us, crutches will get you laid. Who knew?

I work full-time and study engineering online (lame I know), so I am rarely ever able to go out. Now this past weekend I finally had a chance to hit the clubs in PCB, but I had a dilemma; I had broken part of my left big toe last week rendering me unable to use the inside of my foot. How unlucky to not be able to go out for the first time in a few months right? Wrong! After being persuaded by my bro I said fuck it and popped a few Ibuprofen and took one of my crutches with me. I absolutely love to party so when I have a chance I have to take it…. I have never had a better time at Club La Vela in my life. The moment I walked in the door I was getting nothing but hand shakes and respect. I could literally dance with any girl I wanted to and got more high fives, hand shakes and phone numbers than I can count. It hurts like fuck today, but it was totally worth it.

For all the nay-sayers out there, he even gave us an X-ray of his foot. How very thorough of him.

[H/T Tipster]