His fish had just passed away. He was devastated by the loss of his closest companion. So he did the only thing he could think of to soothe his soul: head on over to PetSmart and pick up a new betta fish to plug that hole in his heart. So he rolls up in pet supply retail giant PetSmart and asks for the oldest betta fish they’ve got (he wants the one that’s suffered there the longest), and that’s when things take a turn for the worst.
After finding a betta (Siamese Fighting Fish) with a black fin living in poor water conditions he scooped up that feisty lil fish and proceeded to write a scathing Craigslist post in which he tears PetSmart to shreds.
Here are a few pics of his new best friend along with that (Cincinnati) Craigslist rant:
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Okay. You caught me. I’m absolutely livid right now. I went into a local Petsmart to pick out a betta fish and asked the person there, “hey which one has been here the longest?”. Associate didn’t even have to guess or think about this shit. I was handed a very dull-yellow colored betta. “Here. He’s been here for a long time because everyone thinks he’s ugly.” My heart fucking broke, Petsmart. It fucking broke. I took this fish up to the counter with water so dirty you could barely even see the fucking fish. The associate at the counter was like, “wow that’s one ugly fish”. What. What if I told you that your face was uglier than my betta? Don’t say that shit, man. I bought this little turd monger the same day my beautiful betta passed away. I couldn’t bear to be alone in my room again. That other fish came from another local pet store and he was badass as fuck. Fucking fish always wanted to fight my finger man. He passed away still fierce as fuck. Goddamn bladder infection took him too soon man, too soon.
Now back to this new fish, man. I bought him and noticed he had a little bit of a black fin. Shit. I looked it up and my little turd monger has fin rot because Petsmart doesn’t take care of their fucking fish. I don’t know how long he’ll last but he has started making bubble nests in this gigantic 10 gallon tank, man. He’s happy as fuck. Now, I love this turd monger, don’t get me wrong. What makes me so damn mad is that he had fin rot because they don’t take care of their fish. Before you come at me like, “Bruh is he on antibiotics” the answer is yes. I’m not taking this fish back to Petsmart so he can rot more. Damn son. Even if he only lives for another week I can say he died in better conditions.
Now this new fish is badass as fuck and lemme tell you why:
1. Fearless. THIS FUCKING FISH ALLOWS YOU TO PET HIM.
2. He looks like a goddamn sunflower man. Everyone says he’s ugly but he’s A GODDAMN SUN IN THIS TEN GALLON TANK. BRUH.
3. If I stick a tinier container into the 10 gallon tank, HE JUST SWIMS INTO IT. I carried this fish downstairs. He’s fearless. He seemed super excited to go downstairs. Seems like a dog trapped inside a fish’s body.Ayeeee Petsmart employees: please never insult someone’s pet. What if I had been a kid? That would have been so shitty.
That man’s compassion for all living creatures is infectious, I dig it.
Soooooooooooo, I guess PetSmart’s not getting my money anymore?