Bro Trolls Tinder With Same Life Story As Forrest Gump, Girl Is Dumb And Believes Everything

As far as Tinder trolls we’ve seen better, but we’ve also seen a lot worse…so yay for meeting in the middle? Somewhere? Maybe? Maybe not. But good lord lady why in the holy trinity of fucks would you believe this guy when he says he used to be an amateur ping pong player and army ranger in addition to having a family owned shrimping business? That’s literally Forrest Gump in a nutshell. Ugh.

[H/T Reddit]