New Panties Claim To Completely Eliminate Camel Toe And Now I Have One Less Thing To Live For

By 06.23.15

 

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Camel No

Look, Bros, I’ll be honest. My life ain’t great right now. There’s not much going on. There’s my morning walk with my dog, my drink when I finally get done working this damn job, and the off chance that some celebrity’s underwear got bunched up between her legs right when a paparazzi is snapping a shot so I can imagine what her snizz box looks like.

Those are the three things in the world that make me happy.

Well, there’s a bourbon shortage, and soon, if the founder of Camel No underwear gets her way, no camel toe, either.

And then what? Then what? I can’t get drunk off my dog and I can’t masturbate to it either.

Life ain’t looking good, guys. Via Mashable:

The design, which is patent pending, has a flexible silicone liner in the underwear, which is made of a polyester and spandex blend.

That prevents the undies from wedging themselves into the vaginal lips. I guess. I’m not in expert in how underwear works. The creator, Maggie Han, had this to say.

“Women are very aware of that area, especially when wearing tight jeans, yoga pants, or form-fitting apparel — this gives them the liberty to wear anything without having to think twice that something is inverting,. If you’re working hard on your ass then you shouldn’t have to hide behind your McQueen leggings with a longer t-shirt over it.”

Well that we agree on.

[H/T Elite Daily]

(I’m fucking around. It sucks that women can’t just wear clothes without being oogled. This invention only exists because us men are kinda pervy sometimes. It’s okay to like vaginas, just don’t become brooding and obsessive over them or something.)


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