Are you in the market for a used car? Well, you’re in luck because $CASH CARS$ is offering up some of the fairest prices on the free market, AND in addition to purchasing a used car you’ll be able to pick up some weed, rims, and liquor from the spots right across the street. If you don’t think that this is the single greatest advertising campaign of the 21st century then I just don’t know if I can trust your judgment, because after watching this $CASH CARS$ commercial like 5 times I’m convinced that it’ll never get better than this:
Now for you bros out there looking to purchase a used car, some weed, rims, and liquor I’m not 100% certain as to where this $CASH CARS$ location is, but I’m somewhat confident that I’ve narrowed it down. The man in this video is wearing a Kansas City Chiefs hat, and the Cadillac on the far left of the first shot in this video shows a Missouri license plate, so I’m at least moderately confident that this $CASH CARS$ in Kansas City, Missouri…However, I cannot vouch for the quality of the weed being sold across the street from this dealership.
Here’s where the trail goes cold. Either this dealership operates under a different name, they suck at SEO, or they aren’t in Kansas City because I cannot find a definitive web listing for ‘$CASH CARS$’ in Kansas City, Missouri. So if you bros are looking to spend some money here then you’ll have to pick up the search where I left off.
UPDATE: Big shout out to reader Hank, who found the used car dealership’s website. It’s A LOT better than we could’ve ever imagined.
[h/t reddit]