Channing Tatum Confirmed That Khaleesi From Game Of Thrones Wants To Have A Threesome With Him And His Wife

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I almost didn’t post this on the grounds of debilitating envy. But, I had to post it to pay my bills in hopes of getting so rich that two A-list smokeshows will express interest in having sex with me at the same EXACT time. Or just one at a time. Or just one. Or just a girl on Tinder. Fuck, I’ll take what I’m offered at this point.

But some men’s dreams are other men’s realities. And for Bro King Channing Tatum, this occurrence is just another day at the office for the superstar. Tatum appeared on the Howard Stern Show this morning to promote his upcoming film Magic Mike XXL and confirmed a very bro-worthy tidbit of information involving his gorgeous wife, Jenna Dewan, and Emilia Clarke aka Daenerys Targaryen aka ‘Mother of Dragons’ aka Future Third Wife.

The rumor stemmed when Clarke appeared on Harper’s Bazaar  and shared a light-hearted story about her trying to get in the sack with the unfairly good-looking power couple.

“Someone took a fantasy in my head and played it in real life,” Clarke remembers. “I was at a Golden Globes after-party and Channing Fucking Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna. And they said, ‘We call each other ‘moon of my life’ and ‘my sun and stars’ and all that.’ And I was like, ‘I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You’re both beautiful, even just a hug.’”

So obviously Stern, the consistent voice of what we’re all wondering, pressed Tatum about Clarke’s interest in inserting herself in their sex life. And it’s what we all hoped for.

Stern: I love this story because it makes me fucking crazy. The girl who plays the Khaleesi has said in an interview that she met you and your wife – you’re a very good-looking couple – and she said, you know what? I would offer myself to them in a threesome. I would like to do anything sexual with them. When she says something like that, does your wife turn to you and say, “Shit, another fucking broad trying to get in on my action”? Or is there any entertaining of that, because that could be very hot.

Channing: If anyone she would entertain, it would be Khaleesi from Game of Thrones. It was after the Oscars, we had all had some drinks or something.

Stern: So you met the Khaleesi, and she comes out and says this the next day. Did you catch a vibe when you were talking to the Khaleesi?

Channing: She said it. She said something like that to us. I don’t remember the exact words.

Let’s review what we’re working with here, bros.

Channing’s wife, Jenna Dewan:

Mamas goin out mamas goin out...!Thank you @jenatkinhair @patrickta

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Aaaand Emilia Clarke for good measure:


Dear Channing,

I know you have a faithful, loving marriage, but if you’re not going to follow through with this for yourself, do it for me. Do it for the dude reading this. Do it for bros, worldwide. Just think, in a few weeks you and Jenna will laugh it off as a “crazy night” and you’ll go on living your perfect adorable lives. That is a small price to pay for a lifetime of whacking it in the shower to that memory. This is an absolute no-brainer. But, if you’re going to be a sound, moral man or whatever and not go through with it, please lend me you’re dick and I’ll do it for you. Happy to be your relief pitcher if you just don’t have what it takes to make it in the majors.

I trust you to make the right move.

You’re my favorite,
Matt

[H/T Uproxx]


TAGSChanning TatumEmilia ClarkeGame of ThronesJenna DewanThreesomes

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