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Charlie Sheen And Hulk Hogan Have Nominated Themselves To Be Donald Trump’s Vice President

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Donald Trump’s political aspirations have captured the attention of an entire nation. His often times brash and outlandish demeanor has also captured the attention of two attention-seeking celebrities who would like to be his vice president, Charlie Sheen and Hulk Hogan.

Yes THAT Charlie Sheen. Yes THAT Charlie Sheen who said, “I got tiger blood, man. My brain…fires in a way that is – I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.” Yes THAT Charlie Sheen who said, “I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

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Which is actually kind of strange since only a month ago Sheen said some not so nice things about the presidential candidate.

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I don’t even think a sack could contain cat farts.

Actor Owen Wilson believes that the pair are made for each other and in an interview with The Daily Beast, he called Trump the “Charlie Sheen of politics.”

Disgraced professional wrestler Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan has tossed his hat into the political ring as well. Yes THAT Hulk Hogan. Yes THAT Hulk Hogan that was in the movie Gremlins 2. Yes THAT Hulk Hogan who released a rap album titled “Hulk Rules” which included the fly song “Beach Patrol.” Yes THAT Hulk Hogan who had a sex tape leak of him banging the wife of his friend Bubba The Love Sponge.

The Hulkster did later say on his Twitter that he wasn’t serious about being Trump’s running mate.

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While these two characters will not be Trump’s vice president, maybe he can hire them for a different position in his administration. Perhaps Hogan could be Secretary of Racial Relations or Director of the Central Intelligence Agency. Charlie Sheen could be the Commissioner of the Food and Drugs Administration or White House Press Secretary. Actually those probably aren’t spectacular ideas either.