If Your Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Tries to Booty Call You During a Power Outage, You Can Always Respond Like This Guy
I hate to play devil’s advocate here, but if this guy was completely over her, horny and bored as shit, he could have just went and fucked her. It’s 2014, no one would have blamed him for it. Instead, he just opted to have a funny screenshot to send his friends, which is practically just as satisfying as blowing your load into your ex-girlfriend’s eye. Yep, practically the same thing.
My brother’s cheating ex texted him last night when the power went out. I got this screen shot this morning.
I have to admit, a younger, single me would have loved to vacation on Whore Island.