How much more information do you really need on this? The lady’s name is Chrys Wimmer. She’s 56. This past Saturday night she decided it was high time that she took a shit on a dildo and leave it alongside a blow-up sex doll on someone’s doorstep as a joke.
I guess it’s sort of important to mention she had a gun with her too, but not really. Real highlight here is the poop dildo if you ask me.
As if she hadn’t already crossed the line from humour into a darker area altogether she then allegedly pulled a gun on two men who tried to stop her.
It is claimed she said: “Get the f*** out of my way.
“Are you going to move or am I going to move it for you?”(via)
Omg funnnn!!!!
Police in Greenwood, Indiana also reportedly found a pill bottle filled with cocaine upon searching her.
Wimmer was arrested for possession of cocaine, pointing a loaded weapon and possession of a handgun without a license.
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[H/T Mirror]