Top 5 Quotes:
- *pulls down pants* “oooooooo been a while”
- *describing lips* “Looks like two string cheese”
- “Oh my God, it’s like, it’s like a pistachio.”
- “Have you ever had a dried peach?”
- “When I’m walking around you don’t see the fun inside stuff.”
MY TURN!! 🙂
“Have you ever seen the movie Anaconda? Great movie. Just making small talk, though. So here goes, it’s like a Bic pen cap. With chicken pox. In a jungle of dark tumbleweed. Hasn’t been touched by someone else in three months. I miss my ex girlfriend.”
Pretty much.