No One In Human History Has Ever Been More Turnt Than These Chicks At A Brazilian Night Club

UPDATE: Some of our readers believe these chicks are in fact men. The plot thickens…

I’m not sure if this is a club or they just blew out the bars on a large jail cell. Regardless, I’m still trying to figure out if it’s the only place I want to be or the very last place. Because there’s not a snowballs chance in hell I could hang with these chicks (or dudes) even if I ingested a rock of molly and 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club’ came on. And I’m not sure if anyone here at BroBible is comfortable showing our faces in public after this was our previous standard for ‘turnin’ up’…

May have missed it, but saw zero twerks, zero rolls in the mud, and zero people made really uncomfortable. We need to be better.

Ya, I’ll have what she’s (or he’s) having.

I feel you, bro. This shit ain’t for the faint of heart.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta text my drug dealer “Give. Me. Everything.” before boarding my flight to Brazil.

[H/T Elite Daily]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.