Look, I’m all for doing stupid shit and then getting ridiculously lucky that I didn’t accidentally kill myself as much as the next person, but seeing none of these people get at least a scratch from their casual brushes with death is kind of pissing me off. Really? You were dumb enough to think that doing a back flip off of a roof into a pool ~15 feet away was a good idea and you didn’t come out of it with at least, I dunno, a slight bonk on the head? Not that I’m wishing death on anyone, but I can only sit here holding my breath in anticipation for so long without passing out.
