Count All The Things Wrong With This Moment on CNN

Mocking cable news is almost too easy. Forced to fill 24 hours with news 365 days a year, mistakes are inevitable. After all, news people are people, and people make mistakes.

But this … this is just bananas.

It’s as if they’re trying to invent a bar game where you circle all the inaccuracies.

I don’t even know where to start. It’s understandable that GIANT HORNETS would throw journalists off their game for a second, but, dammit, the rest of us need to know how close those bad boys are to American soil.

[Via @DavidKenner]