After blaming the “bad microphone” at the first Presidential debate for all of his incessant sniffing, Donald Trump was back at it again, even more so, during the second debate on Sunday, sniffing up a storm.
Something that once again did not go unnoticed by folks on Twitter. In fact, Trump’s sniffing naturally now has it’s very own Twitter account…
*sniff*
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 9, 2016
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 10, 2016
*3am in the morning sex tape sniff*
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 10, 2016
*pollution caused my sniffs* *clean coal is sniff-free*
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 10, 2016
*a sniff for all the people* #MAGA
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 10, 2016
*my children don't sniff*
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 10, 2016
*Kenneth Bone sniff*
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 10, 2016
*triggered sniff* pic.twitter.com/mbz4wDnGD4
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 10, 2016
*84 sniffs total* *the number of years it takes Uranus to sniff around the sun once* https://t.co/ntOKMuIPRn
— Trump Sniff 👃 (@TrumpSniff) October 10, 2016
So what, REALLY, is the cause of all of this Trump sniffing?
The totally-not-crazy Pat Robertson says that it can be attributed to the Holy Spirit, of course…
Pat Robertson Attributes Trump’s Sniffing to the Holy Spirit https://t.co/26BQgyzWr6
— A Cat's Whisker From Loco (@NotFromOff) October 11, 2016
Seems totally plausible, however, Carrie Fisher, aka Princess Leia, who did so much booger sugar back in the day people thought she had a “coke nail” during The Empire Strikes Back, something she hilariously dismissed…
I never used my fingernail for drugs. I used dollars or tiny spoons like any other respectable former drug addict. http://t.co/7jeu592i
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 10, 2012
…had a slightly different take on all the sniffing.
I'm an expert & ABSOLUTELY
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 10, 2016
Of course, she may have been a little biased, but there’s no doubt she knows the topic well. Here are a couple more of her thoughts on the debate…
What a great last question. Donald can't spell respect. Where's aretha when we need her?
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 10, 2016
With Trump as president we will lose the most important Christian principle, "Love thy neighbor….
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 10, 2016
I think I should pay more taxes than someone less fortunate. Donald is for the rich. He'll only take care of his own.
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 10, 2016
Donald trump is a classless thug Trying 2 scare us in2 voting 4 him-an entitled, elitist, racist misogynist-dangerous, unkind & w/o empathy pic.twitter.com/CaWPgjd03J
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) October 10, 2016
Just for fun someone compiled all of Trump’s sniffs from debate number two.
Can’t wait for the final debate when Trump actually sucks Hillary directly into his nasal cavity.