Cop Suspended For Arguing With Co-Worker Over Who Has The Better Rack And We Ain’t Talking About The Kind That Hold Guns

A senior police office in the UK is under investigation after allegedly getting into a drunken shouting match with a colleague about who’s packing the bigger cannons under their protective vests.

Assistant Chief Constable Rebekah Sutcliffe, 46, has been suspended by Greater Manchester Police after a late-night cat fight in a hotel bar during the Senior Women In Policing conference.

There was a “loud disagreement” with Superintendent Sarah Jackson about who had the best boobs between the two and one source claimed Sutcliffe had been “comparing breasts with Jackson.” Whip ’em out ladies, and we ain’t talking about your pistols. The alleged altercation took place during a three-day event designed “to improve the profile and perception of female officers.”

Sutcliffe was suspended from the force for allegations of “inappropriate behavior.”

It’s been a rough week for Greater Manchester Police Force. Last week, the head of the force apologized after a fake Muslim terrorist shouted “Allahu Akbar” during a training exercise at a Manchester shopping centre.

So you could say the entire department is filled with huge boobs.

[via Telegraph]

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