Couple Busted for Having Sex in a Home Depot Shed
Police charged Shaun Bowden, 31, of Saw Palm Drive in Ladson, with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct in connection with the incident, according to the report. The woman who was found with him, Emily Craig, 20, of Spoleto Lane in North Charleston, is charged with disorderly conduct and providing false information, police said.
Officers were called to the Home Depot on Northwoods Boulevard about 8: 30 a.m. after people at the store reported seeing a man and woman walk into a display shed, close the door behind them.
The couple was still inside the shed when officers arrived at the scene, the report states.
The woman appeared disheveled and partially clothed, police said. Her dress was untied at the top and hanging around her waist, according to the report.
The shirtless man who was with her was caught with his pants down at his knees and his genitals exposed, police said.
Now, on one hand, having sex in a shed at Home Depot sounds both unromantic and a little stupid. On the other, being around hoes and shovels can make a person make some pretty terrible decisions.
Personally, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been taken on errands against my will on the weekend. A guy should be rewarded for such dutiful company.
Guess the key is discretion – and a less vigilant support staff.
Oh well, fuckers can’t be choosers.
[H/T: Post and Courier]