How many shitty holiday cards does your family get a year? My family gets around 1 billion. Ya know, the families who try to emulate the ‘perfect’ family by wearing matching white shirts and plastic smiles. The dad trying to look like he’s happy even though he tried to bone the babysitter a week before. The kids sitting there all holy, like one of them didn’t sell me weed during Thanksgiving break (shit was Schwag, Jimmy. I want my fucking money back.) And I may come off a little Scroogey but every family’s need to be perceived as the Brady Bunch is downright laughable to me.
That’s why it was refreshing to see Redditor berjon1 upload some Christmas cards that don’t make me want to throw up my egg nog. Ok, well some of them actually do.
Nailed it.
[h/t LADbible]