Man on Craigslist: I’ll Trade You My 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee to Fuck Your Wife For an Entire Week

By 01.03.14

According to Craigslist:

2011 jeep grand Cherokee 4wd – $9000 (Huntsville)

I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I don't need it but its paid for so O don't have to sell it. Now here is what I am looking for. A lady( preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week.

Kind of gamble if you really sit and think about it. This guy, who struggles mightily with the written word, is valuing his Jeep at $9000 (did he use Kelley Blue Book for that?). Is a week's worth of your wife's vagina only worth $9,000? Maybe one roll in the hay is, but over the course of seven days, I'd have to think a ravenous son of a bitch like this seller would be dead set on pumping that thing no less than three times a day. That's $428 per sesh. I don't want to shoot down any chances this guy might have to make a trade, but as a guy who has never bought or sold a vagina, it's a terrible deal if you ask me. 

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