Watch This Idiot Try To Chew Off His Own Fingerprints So He Couldn’t Be Identified By Cops

by 3 years ago
Fingerprint Chew

WPTV


Just another hot summer day in Florida with people committing crimes, getting caught, and doing something even dumber in the process.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office says detectives spotted a 2015 Mercedes which had been stolen and stopped the vehicle.

Detectives discovered that the driver, 20-year-old Kenzo Roberts, was using a fraudulent ID, had a concealed firearm, and possessed three fraudulent credit cards, according to Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

As Roberts was being detained in the back of the patrol vehicle, surveillance video shows him attempting to remove his own fingerprints by chewing them off and rubbing them against the cage.

The move didn’t work as cops were able to get his prints in the back of the car and because you can’t chew off your fingerprints because they grow back. But let’s watch the moron in action anyway.

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Now, if a person COULD chew off their own fingerprints, why the hell didn’t he do it BEFORE he stole the car?

[via WPTV]


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